Tonight I texted my friend, “How do you feel about David Spade?”
“I LOVE DAVID SPADE!!!!!”
Okay, so she wasn’t that exuberant about it, no all caps or exclamation marks, but she’s a big fan. Her exact words were, “I love advid spade. Black sheep is one off my all time favs.”
Notice the spelling errors? She was so excited and typing so fast she couldn’t spell “David” or “of” correctly. You know how that goes. We’ve all been there.
I saw some reviews for Paul Lancour’s conversation with Patton Oswalt, looked up the conversations and saw that Spade will be a guest in November. It should be a fun and interesting evening. I’m looking forward to it.
The thing I’m not looking forward to is the possibility of having to spend the night in a ghetto hotel. And as much as I would look forward to staying in a 3-4 star hotel, there’s no way in Hell I’m spending $500-$1000 for one night. I’m conflicted. Cross your fingers that I find something affordable that isn’t cockroach infested or in a neighborhood where someone will bust a cap in my… posterior.
The tickets shipped from San Francisco yesterday. Today, they’re in Tennessee. I’m not sure exactly how that happened since I live about 2 1/2 hours from San Francisco. I mean, I know Sacramento isn’t exactly all that exciting but I feel like FedEx and UPS should know where the capital of California is by now. For some reason they just can’t ship things here. My packages always end up going through some other random city. Every time.
Anyway, if you good folks have any recommendations for eateries, places to see or things to do, send a message via email, twitter or facebook.